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i think im supposed to use this space to say who i am, but im not exactly sure what that is yet. i dont think most people my age do. so forgive me if this format is eerily similar to a discord introduction.

my name is carter, but i go by a lot of names on the internet (this is a setup for shameless self promotion), im carterissocoolandsmartandfunny on instagram; a username im quite proud of, though i don’t think my grandmother shares that opinion. some of my friends call me cas, most call me carter. some people refer to me as my reddit username, which i regret to inform i will not be sharing to the world, for obvious reasons. im in high school, and my mind is too fast for the rest of my body. not unlike many people i know. it never gives me a break. i have strong opinions on drastically unimportant things, and opinions i probably won’t share on important issues to avoid getting canceled on the internet. but ill do what i can to support what i believe in, even if not publicly. but the whole purpose of this thing im writing is for me to share my opinions, so if you don’t want to hear them feel free to leave. itd just be depressing to read this much only to hate me.

starting off strong, i hate micheal cera. he knows what he did. and i have a strong dislike for pigeons. they have no purpose but to eat bread and be annoying. maybe im projecting. but as you can imagine, i absolutely despise clay pigeons by michael cera. i believe apple music is the best music platform. spotify may be cooler, and more popular, and have more features, but i stand by what i said. im a big fan of the oxford comma, i think it’s the best use of punctuation, and im a firm supporter of starburst jelly beans. i think the moon landing was faked and we should just print more money to end poverty. not actually, but its really fun to say online to see how people react. i like fog, and cold dark beach days, and i love rain. everything about it. the sound of the water falling onto the pavement or the softer sound of it dropping on dry dirt, and i love the petrichor that follows soon after. i love words that are too specific for people to use in regular sentences, and i love trying to incorporate them anyway. i like letters, the ones that just look like pretty scribbles on paper. i like cards, funny ones. especially the ones that aren’t meant to be funny. i like dad jokes and stupid graphic t shirts and irony and sharks, and i like that i like all of those things. i like myself too, which is cool. i didnt used to, and i dont know that many people who can relate to that. so i think thats a step in the right direction.

in conclusion

i dont sknow what im doing here. and i need to get more sleep on a regular basis. i think those are the conclusions you should draw from this and im not going to write a whole other paragraph explaining why.